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gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

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iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

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reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.

theinsensitivehulk:

kintrafim:

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.

I couldn’t not reblog…

I can think of someone…

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embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Bob’s burgers + sleepy time tea + cookies + cat sleeping on my feet = acceptable way to end the evening

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